pop tarts are not kleenex
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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