: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
im on a boat
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