Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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