So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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