Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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