if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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