Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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