I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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