Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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