So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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