I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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