I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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