ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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