whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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