have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
