Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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