Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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