oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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