We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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