Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I miss vodka workout Fridays
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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