i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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