Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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