Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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