He is an equal opportunity slut.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Randomize
