ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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