We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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