HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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