I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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