508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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