It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
In America we eat man semen.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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