Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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