he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I don't think brook has ever known best
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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