Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
