Will you blow on my dice?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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