dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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