This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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