I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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