I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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