Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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