so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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