Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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