Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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