The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Randomize
