But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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