What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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