More tranny stories later!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
This house was built for laser tag.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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