I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
