Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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