Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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