We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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