Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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