he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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