I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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