I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Randomize
