Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
God gave him joint rollers for hands
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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