Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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